Symphony

Encore of Revival: America, September 7, 2020

This week, we remember events 19 years ago, while everyone else was running out of collapsing buildings, police and firefighters were running in, never to return. They were exemplary. America needs exemplary again.

Less than two months before America’s election, rouse after rouse makes headlines. Trump had a medical emergency at Walter Reed, until he didn’t, reported by the same press that followed in his motorcade and knew better. Trump is ending Social Security, except that he’s not. Trump is destroying democracy—by doing all the things everyone already knows he’s doing—things which Democrat voters always hate and Republican voters always cheer. It might be less frivolous to say that Republicans are destroying democracy, but that wouldn’t fit the narrative of having so many “October surprises” in early September.

As for the rouse about fallen soldiers being “losers”, Trump gave further credence to an old Pacific Daily Times Editorial theory, that John Kelly was the mole all along. Look back to articles in 2018 on September 10, November 19, and December 10. Pacific Daily Times, we’ve got your tomorrows.

Remember, when Trump announced in 2015, he was already elected in 2016 and already re-elected in 2020.

Mail-in voting would be a great idea if it didn’t have so many opportunities for fraud. Anytime the Left tries to fix something, they do such a terrible job that Republican voters throw a fuss and do it how Republicans could have done, but chose not to do, it in the first place. This time is no exception.

Mail-in voting will wreak of fraud for one reason: The Left didn’t make it fraud-proof when they made it. Republican voters see the danger and will use all their powers to prevent election fraud, catching the frauds in the process. It’s not a good year to be dishonest.

Trump

‘It could have been a John Kelly’: Trump… // Independent

Trump Holds Campaign Rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania // YouTube @ Bloomberg QuickTake News

The danger is now clear: Trump is destroying democracy in broad daylight // Guardian

A big ‘IF’…
Social Security could come to a screeching halt (Opinion) // CNN

Latest rouse:
New report deepens mystery around Trump’s sudden and suspicious visit to Walter Reed hospital // Yahoo News

Election

‘52% of Likely U.S. Voters approve of President Trump’s job performance’
Daily Presidential Tracking Poll // Rasmussen

Flashback 7/27:
‘We have polls that show me leading in almost every swing state,’ Trump says // MarketWatch

Flashback 7/22:
Don’t let poll numbers fool you. Trump could still win reelection. // WA Post

State & Local

Recall Efforts Against Boise Mayor Lauren McLean and City Councilwoman Lisa Sanchez Suspended // KTVB7 Boise

Activism, Unrest & Protests

Portland protests mark 100 straight days; police dodge fire bombs // WA Times

Protesters take to the streets of Louisville on Kentucky Derby Day // Lexington Herald Leader

Wasn’t Seattle all about the people?
Seattle mayor asks state Supreme Court to halt recall effort against her // Fox News

Prices, Rates, Oil & Food

The US South could save money by cleaning up its power grid // Vox

Science, Weather & Health

Case for ‘star water’
The Earth is making the moon rust // CNN

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Faux Report

Man Fakes Heart Attack To Get Out Of Wife’s Dinner Party

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KALAMAZOO, Florida – 

A Florida man was taken to the emergency room after his wife called 911, saying that her husband was having a heart attack.

John Williams, 43, was taken to a local hospital via ambulance, but on the drive, said that he was never having any sort of heart attack or any other medical issue – he just didn’t want to be around his wife’s “super boring friends” any longer.

“I pretended to have a heart attack, because it was the only way that I could think of getting out of there without being on the hook for it later,” said Williams. “We have this stupid dinner parties at least once a month, and all of my wife’s friends are snooty, pretentious, miserable people. They just come over for the free drinks and the free food, and then leave. We’ve never once been to a dinner part at one of their houses. At least I livened up the evening.”

Williams says he has no problem paying the bill for the ambulance, and the hospital visit.

“They had to check me out anyway, because it’s protocol, and apparently sometimes people have heart attacks for real and think they’re okay,” said Williams. “The doctor said my ticker is as good as it can be for my age. I have the heart of a 38-year-old.”

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Man Suffers Heart Attack After Wife Forces Him To Do Household Chores

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PORTLAND, Oregon –

Mark Jones, 33, has died today after his wife, Rebecca, forced him to spend his entire day off from his construction job doing odd-jobs around the house.

Rebecca and Mark had been married for only 6 months, but friends close to Mark say that ever since the day of their wedding, Rebecca became a “different person,” and they had barely spoken to Mark in weeks.

“Before they got married, everything was great for Mark. You couldn’t wipe the smile off his face,” said best friend Ricky Smith. “He was always gloating about all the mouth-Js he was getting. How she couldn’t stay off of him. How she’d cook him fancy steak dinners and ride him, cowgirl style, while he played Call of Duty. To be honest, we were all really jealous.”

Another friend, Chris Lambert, says that all changed as soon as they got married.

“I just talked to Mark about a week ago. First time in 2 months. He told me how she hadn’t touched him since their wedding night, and even then, he just got a limp-wristed old fashioned,” said Lambert. “Apparently, Rebecca knew exactly what to say and do to get Mark married, and after they were, she really laid into him.”

Mark Jones owned one of the biggest construction companies in the United States, and was worth an estimated $1.9 billion. His wife is set to inherit the entire estate. Police say they believe the death was accidental.

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