Faux Report

Man Exonerated 18 Years After Execution

An Inner Mongolian man wrongfully executed for rape and murder 18 years ago has been exonerated. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“So long as it’s only happened this once.”
“What if he really is guilty? A wrongful exoneration would be even more embarrassing.”
“I bet the cops who tortured this guy to extract a confession are feeling pretty silly right about now.”
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