LOS ANGELES, California – 

Bush is back in a big way, although not so much when it comes to Presidential candidates. This bush, though, proves everything comes back in style – even pubic hair.

Fashionista Stella Stennett says she heard about the trend from her gay best friend. “My New Year’s resolution is to be more fashion forward, so I went right out and got a weave. I told all the girls at the salon, ‘Don’t get Brazilian. You’ll regret it!” said Stennett. “I am going to get so much dick in 2016.”

Adriano Mondolo, a fashion designer in Los Angeles, says to expect 2016 fashions to accentuate the pubic region. “Forget the bikini waxes, girls. It’s going to be all about glamming out that lady garden. Style it, shape it, dye it, bedazzle it, girlfriend!”

Many celebrities, including Jennifer Lawrence, Betty White, Megan Fox, and Chris Pratt, say that they have all let their pubes grow back after keeping their area clean for years. According to Fox, she’s even dyed hers a bright pink, so as to be more noticeable in certain outfits.