Faux Report

Xi Jinping Disapproves of “Weird Architecture”

In a recent speech, Chinese President Xi Jinping urged a stop to the construction of “strange-looking” buildings that have proliferated around China. Here are the feelings of the Chinese people.

“There goes that SOHO building shaped like a vulva.”
“Looks like some people just can’t handle a little postmodern deconstructivism.”
“I don’t find a building shaped like a golden penis strange.”
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