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Women Use Pubic Hair In New Nail Designs

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LOS ANGELES, California – 

Hollywood has always been at the forefront of crazy trends, but this latest one might just be the most bizarre. According to fashion magazine and website GirlLooks, women are shaving their pubic hair and forming it into crazy, hairy fingernail designs.

“Hair is sexy, but hair down there is definitely not,” said fashion mogul Jerard DuPre. “But, if you take that pussy hair, and you trim it, and you comb it, and you soften it with the most luxurious conditioners, and then you glue it to your fingernails, you will be a bombshell.”

DuPre says that he came up with the technique after seeing how much hair was wasted at his Hollywood salon.

“Women come in all the time for new hairdos, waxings, and bikinis,” said DuPre. “We were throwing away pounds of hair a week. Now, we take the hair from the nether-regions and repurpose it. The trend caught on better than I ever could have imagined.”

Major stars including Jennifer Lawrence, Kim Kardashian, and even Barbara Walters have all been seen using their pussy hair as nail trimmings.

“It’s beautiful, and all women at the forefront of fashion and trends are doing it,” said DuPre.

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Pubic Hair Growing, Styling Becomes Latest Trend Among Hollywood Celebrities

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LOS ANGELES, California – 

Bush is back in a big way, although not so much when it comes to Presidential candidates. This bush, though, proves everything comes back in style – even pubic hair.

Fashionista Stella Stennett says she heard about the trend from her gay best friend. “My New Year’s resolution is to be more fashion forward, so I went right out and got a weave. I told all the girls at the salon, ‘Don’t get Brazilian. You’ll regret it!” said Stennett. “I am going to get so much dick in 2016.”

Adriano Mondolo, a fashion designer in Los Angeles, says to expect 2016 fashions to accentuate the pubic region. “Forget the bikini waxes, girls. It’s going to be all about glamming out that lady garden. Style it, shape it, dye it, bedazzle it, girlfriend!”

Many celebrities, including Jennifer Lawrence, Betty White, Megan Fox, and Chris Pratt, say that they have all let their pubes grow back after keeping their area clean for years. According to Fox, she’s even dyed hers a bright pink, so as to be more noticeable in certain outfits.

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