NEW BRIGHTON, Connecticut –
George L. George, 62, is the Guinness world record holder for “ugliest man,” a prize that he holds very dear to his heart. But the one record that he holds even more dear, is his number of sexual partners.
The Guinness Records Committee has recognized George’s 28,976 sexual partners as the most in history.
“It’s really kind of amazing that they’re recognizing me for my two greatest accomplishments, my dashing looks and my massive sexual conquests,” said George, who lives in an abandoned shack in Connecticut. “It’s been a long time coming for me, I’d say.”
George says that he has “always looked this way,” and that he had his first sexual encounter when he was 3.
“It was a babysitter, as it often is,” said George. “She wanted me badly. I gave it to her. Never stopped giving it to them.”
George received both of his Guinness awards via general post delivery, and says he has plans to display them on his toilet.
