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George Clooney Comes Out; Wife Amal Clooney Visibly Upset At Premiere

LOS ANGELES, California – 

Amal Clooney looked upset when her husband, George Clooney, came out to the Money Monster premier.

“Georgie looked nice, but as usual he was out-shined by his wife. She was positively glowing. Of course the dress did not flatter her baby bump at all,” said an onlooker at the premiere. “And she looked like she wanted to puke. I can’t believe Georgie dragged her out.”

George Clooney is reportedly ready for a family, being so old that it’s officially become a “now or never” situation.

Julia Roberts disagrees, saying she would not let George babysit her kids for any length of time. “He’s just a big baby himself,” says Roberts. “Luckily the Clooney family has more than enough money to hire a full time nanny. It’s such a delight to raise children with all the reward and none of the work.”

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